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Earnings and income potential differs by individual.
Most losers are too dumb to make a dime

Hey Loser!

I bet you’ll NEVER make money like me.

Because I’m an internet multi-millionaire, and I’m better than you.

Let’s get something straight. If you haven’t made money online by now, IT’S YOUR FAULT.

In fact, I guarantee that most of the people reading this right now will never make a dime.

Because they’re just too fuckin dumb!


And I’m so sick of all these touchy feely guru assholes who say you can “manifest” money with positive thinking…

Well guess what Einstein?

That shit doesn’t work.

And to the people who say money can’t buy happiness?

Well… I’m pretty fuckin happy!

So who am I?

Well unlike those other boners, I prefer to keep my name anonymous.

Let’s just say I’m the guy you see rolling down the street in a Lambo.

With a hot blonde in the passenger seat.

Listen, your pathetic life is about to change because I’m gonna GIVE you access to all of my dirty little secrets.

Just to see what you’ll do with it.

Chances are, you won’t do jack shit.

But… maybe you’ll surprise me…

It’s so easy…

 …even a retard can do it.

But women…
They probably won’t understand it.

And while we’re on the subject of who I don’t want to talk to… if you’re an old fart, you should leave too.

Because if you haven’t made money by 65, you’re a lost cause grandpa.

Just go back to the nursing home and have someone change your diaper or whatever.

Now, if you’re still here, pay attention…

Because I’m going to reveal EXACTLY how to make MASSIVE income online.

All you have to do is COPY me. I’ve helped thousands of losers like you.

Anyway, let’s get to it, cuz I don’t have time for this shit.

“Frankly it’s been life-changing… working with RJ. I made $440,000 in a month. You never need worry about not making money again.”

John Crestani

The Rich Jerk is onto something. I don’t even know what it is, and I want to buy the damn thing. He accuses his competitors of offering lame-ass bonuses… he’s got a point. Why not do something on a grand, glorious and MIND BLOWING scale!

Dan Kennedy – The Millionaire Maker

“I was able to take RJs info and turn it into $1.3 MILLION in sales – in about a three week period”

Adeel Chowdhry – Pixel Studio FX

“I started with $300. I’m now a multi-millionaire and I got my start using The Rich Jerk”

Ryan Moran

I must say you really are the real deal… I was floored. So many awesome strategies! Thanks a lot… you changed my life!

Pascal Pimpare

“I love to travel – this allows me the flexibility to work anywhere in the world. It’s a no-brainer”

Donny Gamble

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You’re getting my own personal system

showing you EXACTLY how to make BANK.

You can’t get this shit anywhere else.

You’ll learn DIRECTLY from me, and some of my personal  most trusted advisors.

These guys are rockstars at making things easy to understand, especially for losers like you.

But… I do have to warn you. One of them is “an Asian”.

I know… Try not to hold that against him.

What You Get:

If you think I’m gonna hook you up with some lame-assed webinar series, e-book or DVD set, showing how “YOU TOO” can turn that frown upside down – like your favorite wet-noodle guru… I’ve got some bad news.

The fecal matter being packaged as “products” these days, by a bunch of fake-it-til-you-make-it wannabe hucksters, is nauseating. That crap should be sold in aisle 7 of your local grocery store as a sleep aid, doubling as a gag gift for parties.

I only create stuff that KICKS ASS and gets rave reviews.

That’s why I have about a bazillion testimonials from REAL customers.

I’ve got the goods, and everybody knows it.

In fact, based on my reputation alone, you should buy my shit sight unseen.

But for the sake of any cry-baby whiners out there, here’s a little taste of what’s inside…

Part 1
(taught by a dangerous black guy named Donny)

Part 2
(taught by a guy named John who looks homeless)

Part 3
(taught by an Asian guy named Pyong, who pronounces “Cadillac” like this: “Cadarak”)

Part 4
(Everything Else That’s Awesome)

I really don’t have time to describe everything inside because my voice is getting tired from dictating this sales letter to a fast-typing, nude housewife.

She’s gross but she types a lot
faster than the hot girls do.

I wish she would get dressed.

Look, my entire program is easily worth thousands.

At $1,997.00 you would be getting your money’s worth.

At $997.00 it would be a no-brainer.

But during this special launch its yours for a one-time payment of $297.00

High enough to keep the tire-kickers out.

Low enough to let anyone **SERIOUS** come inside.

For a short time I have also (reluctantly) agreed to include a payment plan option…

If you can’t scrape together a few hundred bucks to change your life, I don’t want you inside my members area.

Look – my shit ain’t cheap.
Cuz I don’t want a million numb-nuts getting access to it.

But it will cost you a lot less than a stupid college degree that gets you nothing but a shitty job and a bunch of debt.

And, I’m even gonna throw you a bone…

Here are a couple of bonuses for anyone who makes a quick decision and doesn’t waste my time.

Not only do you get my idiot-proof system…

You also get a Box Of Cool Shit from me, delivered right to your door!

I’m not gonna tell you what’s in it, but trust me, you want this box.

And, you’ll need to open it “very carefully”.


My last one was at the Playboy Mansion, and I charged $1,000 bucks to get in. For THIS party you’re gonna be first in line.

AND you get a HUGE customer-only discount.

If you miss this event, you’re probably gay.


“He’s a dick… but he completely changed my life. I’m now making 10 times my salary and stay home with my boys”

Stan P.

Inspired me to get out of adult entertainment and into mainstream marketing…

Brad Gosse – Vector Toons

“Quite honestly your course changed my life. I owe you the world… your stuff is just awesome”

Paul James

“Freaking fantastic! I love you dude – rock on.”

Jonathan Mizel

“This guy got me started 6 years ago… I’ve done $11 million. Look past the crazy marketing, you owe it to yourself.”

Shaqir Hussyin

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I’m already rich, you’re not.

You can either get with the program…
or you can go back to your same pathetic life.

My guess is, you’re gonna wimp out.

Let’s see if I’m right:



OK. But what does Gary Busey think?

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